When I tell people I’m a writer the first thing they ask is not the obvious ‘What do you write?’, ‘What have you published?’, ‘Which publication(s) do you write for?’ or even ‘What are you working on?’ Instead, the question they do ask (in hushed, conspiratorial tones) is almost invariably: ‘Do you ever get writer’s block?’
The answer: no. Never. Regardless of whether I’m tapping out a tweet, email, review or book chapter, the instant my fingers make contact with my keyboard the words begin to flow clear and lyrical—an unstoppable torrent of divine inspiration. I don’t even need to do a second draft. I’M JUST THAT GOOD.
a few casual conversation with friends much careful research, I’ve found that there are two kinds of writers: those who suffer writer’s block, and those who lie about it. And it’s not just professional writers who fall victim to this crippling scourge. Whether crafting a future Man Booker Prize winner or updating a Facebook status, everyone is, at times, lost for words.
Fortunately, there are things you can do to coax the Muse back onside. Here are my top ten go-to strategies:
Make a mood board
Yes, I am fully aware that this sounds like something a writer might do in an effort to legitimise hours spent dreamily scrolling through Pinterest as ‘research’. Whatever. Works for me.
Get something, anything, down
Writers who extoll their love of the blank page (So fresh! So clean! What a challenge!) are full of shit. A blank page is white death, and we all know it. Just put some words—any words—on it. I often start with notes. If I’m working on a review, I’ll jot down dot points I want to cover, key quotes to include, etc. If it’s something creative, I’ll start with an outline for the scene: what key action(s) is/are needed, what’s the mood, etc.
Of course, the best way to combat the BLANK ABYSS OF DOOM is to approach each piece of work with a plan.
Give yourself a word count
Make it achievable. I aim for 1,000 words a day. Don’t get up and, more importantly, don’t look back until you’ve reached it. Setting a lowish word count also means that on those rare good days when you are A FREAKING WORD MACHINE you feel extra proud for writing 300% more than you needed to. On those days the doubting monster in your head can SUCK IT. #smallvictories
Work to a deadline
If you’re lucky, an editor has already given you one of these. If not, set one yourself. I find writing competitions make great deadlines. They’re also a good way to put your work in front of potential publishers and editors. If there’s no pressing need to complete a piece, other priorities will push it aside and it’ll end up languishing half-baked in some forgotten folder on your desktop.
Talk it out
Be careful how you approach this one. Talking to other writers sometimes makes the situation worse—they all appear so productive and successful, not a bad word to be had between them. But often a good natter with fellow creatives is the best way to get your mojo back. You can listen to each other’s problems with a sympathetic ear, help each other work through those issues and generally offer support and inspiration.
Should no other creatives be available, go to the mirror and talk through the problem you’re having with yourself. Yes, you will look crazy, but only the cats will know and sometimes just giving voice to a writing problem can help you find a solution.
Do your research
Sometimes if you’re really stuck it could be because you haven’t done enough groundwork. Usually when I struggle with a book review it’s because I haven’t read the text closely enough. Or if I can’t decide on a clear position to take in an article, I probably haven’t got all the necessary information. Research is your friend. Do as much as you think you’ll need, then double it.
Stay off social media
Yes, you need to have an online presence, but keep your writing time just for writing. Social media is a huge time suck, but more than that, if you’re feeling blocked, scrolling through everyone’s highly-edited, carefully filtered and seemingly oh-so-perfect lives will likely make the problem worse.
Literally. Put on your sneakers and go for a jog, or a walk if jogging? yogging? isn’t really your thing. Exercise provides a wonderful endorphin boost and is a great way to clear your head. It also gives you space to think through problems without the pressure of the blinking cursor. If I’m working on something big, e.g. a novel, I’ll also make a playlist for the work and listen to it while I’m exercising. Bonus tip: take a smart phone or notebook with you: ‘ah ha’ moments have a tendency to strike mid run.
Don’t look back
A number of writers will disagree with this one, but for me a first draft is about getting the ideas down and hitting the word count. Needless to say, my first drafts generally suck. But that’s fine. If you agonise over getting the words perfect before you’ve really figured out where a piece is going a) it’s going to hurt a hell of a lot more when you inevitably have to kill some of those darlings and b) your chances of completing the piece fall considerably. Give yourself permission to keep moving.
Toast the wins
Writing doesn’t offer a lot of instant gratification. It can be months or even years before your work reaches a readership, and by the time a piece is published you’re often so absorbed in another project that you feel disconnected from it. That, or it goes online only to become fodder for some ignorant, arse-bucket trolls. Brilliant. So on days when you feel you’re not getting anywhere, treat yourself to a little ego boost: crack open the brag file, reread a few flattering emails and take stock of your achievements. Remind yourself that, while there’s work to be done, you got this.
Over to you
Do you ever fall victim to the dread monster writer’s block?
What do you do to get your creative mojo back?